Women of Islam - Get your men under control!

Grumpy, congested flu-bunny here! So difficult to admit it but have to give credit where credit is due. Steve, an ingenius Western man of course, came up with a good suggestion in combating the spread of Islamic Imperialism. It is so simple, I wish I had thought of it, really, really do. Western women are to grab our Muslim sisters by their burkas and say, "You are OPPRESSED! You hear me, oppressed! What are you thinking? Don't take it any more. It isn't your fault your men hide behind scarfs to obscure their identity. Step out; be a woman, and roar: We aren't takin' it anymore." Get your men under control. You can do it. You are not slaves; you are not chattel. You are not the oppressors. You are the ones who bear the young. Can you send your children into the flames? With a mother's love? And thank you, humbly, Mr. Western man for once more proving why you are who you are and why you have achieved all that you have! Ooh, rah!