Tri-Color Tribute - Two for the Price of One

This just in from the Left Coast. A covert operative of mine, living in California, tells me that he has just heard that Chicago will soon be paying tribute to Mexico and illegal aliens by highlighting several major buildings in blazing lights with the tri-colors of the Mexican flag - red, white, and green. I say, good for you, Chicago. But why not tell it like it really is, a tribute to Iran as well. This way your tax-paying citizens get to honor two for the same money! Mexico's struggle for independence and the Iranian Mullahs' aggression against the West for world domination. And California, on the brink of granting student loans to illegal aliens who have, illegally, completed three years in California high schools. What is all this talk about national sovereignty? And pride in country? Way to go, Chicago. Let's hear a cheer, "Go, Chicago, go!"