Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Britain has al Qaeda on the run!

Well, al Qaeda is on the run now. Yep, "Britain would maintain efforts to thwart terrorists." By gosh and by golly. Leave it to the British leadership to put the fear of God into the violent Islamic terrorists. Whoops, EU rules: criminals. From the India Times, Britain's War of Gestures against Al Qaida. Well, thank goodness. I thought Britain's new PM Gordon Brown was going to fold and give'em England.
The prime ministerial response was buttressed by a Foreign Office statement, which reiterated that Britain would maintain efforts to thwart terrorists. "We will continue to tackle the threat from international terrorism as a priority in order to prevent the risk of attacks on British interests at home and overseas, including from Al-Qaida," a Foreign Office spokesman said.
A H/T to DK at Vigilant Freedom, for A war of "Gestures". Problem is when you are the one being blown up, the war goes far beyond gestures. Just because Sir Salman Rushdie is creative and knows how to spin a yarn and earn a buck, the Islamists don't have to get all huffy. Liberate the Muslims, reform Islam, and see how creative the people can become, once free! Free from a "cult" that mutilates women and stones people to death; free from a "cult" that straps bombs on children and breeds hatred.

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Blogger Sir Henry Morgan said...

Hi Beach Girl.

I just posted a reply to your comment on UP Pompeii. You might find it useful.

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Please do visit us regularly.

Good luck

PS

If you go to Reconquista (easiest via my screen name above), you might be interested in my latest post. Also, if you go to the post "Have you a daughter" - you might find that interesting too.

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6:26 AM  
Blogger Beach Girl said...

Sir Henry, am clicking over there right now. UP Pompeii is a great site by the way.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Caliph Gordon Brown said...

My Asian medical adviser has assured me that Islam is truly a Religion of Peace with a deep respect for other faiths.

Islam has enriched our British culture with its exotic customs and wonderful cuisine. Just the other day I was up in Blackpool where I enjoyed the most delicious Kuffar Kebabs and Steak Charlene - many thanks to the Funny Boyz restaurant ... http://www.bnp.org.uk/news_detail.php?newsId=839 .

Most of our interfaith problems arise from Zionist troublemakers, such as Melanie Phillips, who have tried to raise doubts about the benevolent intentions of our Muslim friends by quoting out-of-context passages from the Qu'ran.

But I am assured by my Asian doctor friends that these are gross misinterpretations, because the Holy Qu'ran can only be fully understood in the original Arabic. For instance the following verses are often misunderstood:

Qu' ran 5:33 The only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger and strive after corruption in the land will be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter theirs will be an awful doom" is a rather poetic way of saying

"Do not do to another that which would be hurtful to you"


Qur'an:9:5: "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
really means
"A stranger is just friend you haven't got to know yet"

Qur'an:9:29 "Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender." could perhaps be best expressed as
"Love your neighbour as yourself"


Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief/non-Muslims) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone." is a traditional Arabic idiom meaning
"Help old ladies cross busy roads"

Qur'an:2:216 "Warfare is ordained for you." is a common misinterpretation of the injunction to
"Be kind to animals and birds"

In order to clamp down on any future Islamophobic discourse, the EU has issued a directive requiring all government departments and media to substitute the following phrases with more appropriate terms:

Muslim terrorists are to be described as 'Non-Buddhist activists'

Car bombs are 'Traffic incidents'

Anthrax is '48 hour flu'

Ricin is 'Bean sauce'

Dhimmitude is 'Interfaith dialogue'

Dirty bomb radiation is 'Magic moonbeams'

Muslim criminality is 'Cultural enrichment'

Pedophile rings are 'Koranic study groups'

Grooming is 'Youth outreach'

Kebab takeaways are 'Protein recycling facilities'

Planes crashing into buildings are 'Air traffic control errors'

Al Quada policemen are 'Community liaison officers'

Muslim medical malpractice is 'Patient mortality rate variability'


- Gordon Brown, Caliph of Britanistan

5:43 PM  

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