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Saturday, March 31, 2007
Beach Burst 3/31/2007 features Hazleton, PA; and Pelosi's Foreign Policy from Liberally Conservative
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From Crusader Rabbit, this is not a platform for leftist tripe.
Hey Beach Girl,
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I was pretty aggravated after reading that posting and related articles so I wrote this in response. It’s meant to be sarcastic while being funny. Please feel free to reject it or edit it for viewer discretion. I hope it gives you a chuckle.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is in the Middle East? She didn’t listen to the warnings from the White House about the place? Well, since she appears to know everything about the region and how to fix it, then there’s no point for the President, his cabinet, diplomats, or the military to keep their jobs. I guess I can retire and get a job shoveling cow manure and work my way up to congress. At least I have prior experience in properly dealing with terrorists and their supporters so I should have a chance.
I have two questions though, what was your job again? I don’t recall that job having a requirement of traveling to the Middle East on a fact finding mission, although I may be wrong. Wait, you’re on spring break, which makes it OK.
Can you take Sean Penn and other Hollywood stars with you? I’m sure they’d love to go. Remember, the men here in the Middle East don’t like Americans, especially women, getting involved in their business. Well, I suppose I can tell my soldiers that we’re going home early because you’re going to take care of the war for us.
One thing Nancy, if you’re “invited” to take a boat cruise in the Persian Gulf and top it off with a cultural tour of Iran, make sure you check out the brochure first. I hear they offer free flexcuffs, black hoods and beatings as part of the “Foreign Oppressor” package. And if you act now, they’ll also get you on TV to say hi to your friends back home. It might launch your acting career in Hollywood by reading their prepared script that explains how America is making sure Iran is misunderstood by the world.
One more thing Nancy, I have a PFC (that’s Private First Class if you didn’t know) here that is looking forward to replacing you as House Speaker the next time we vote between firefights, IED, mortar & rocket attacks. But don’t worry, he’s not going on a fact finding trip to America because he’s busy here fighting for the Iraqi people’s freedom and for your right to do…..whatever it is you’re supposed to be doing.
I hear Nancy actually "crossed" herself when taken to the mosque where the head of John the Baptist is entombed. Hmmmm.....
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